neohema

My Obsessions part one : Lesbians

2008-02-09T09:37:50Z

Well, I decided to talk about my obsessions for a bit....so i'll start with my main obsessions...which me and my friends decided were lesbians lol. Well the thing is...i told my friends about my favorite characters in Bleach, which are Soi Fong and Yoruichi. I didnt think about it much, but eventually i realized that they were lesbians lol (which of course shows how stupid i apparently am when it comes to such subjects because...i was watching the show and reading the manga for over a year and just saw a few months ago that they were lesbians....so yeah...im dumb lol) But anyways..ummm where was i? ...um oh yeah so after a few of my friends told me that Yoruichi and Soi Fong were lesbians...i remembered that i have had these kind of experiences before with actors on tv shows. I obsessed over a few characters from different shows as a child growing up...all of which who are women..but there is something else that ties them together....and yes..you guessed it...in real life they are lesbians lol. For Example, this one woman, who shall remain nameless, was one of my favorite women characters on tv and someone that i had the biggest crush as a kid, she was smart, funny, and all around pretty and whatnot...so yeah...anyways...i was heartbroken to find out that she was in fact a lesbian in real life....i cried manly emo tears lol (but then again...this actor is around 16 years older than me...so lesbian or not...it wasnt meant to be lol). And there were a few others...but i dont wish to speak about it...(too painful lol). So yeah...because of those past events and my current obsession for both Yoruichi and Soi Fong...my friends have decided that i am obsessed with lesbians lol. It's not in any perverted way, of course, cause i be a gentleman! A MOTHER F*#$ING GENTLEMAN DAMMIT! lol so yeah....it's all based on the kind of stupid logic me and my friends have lol....like for example, i somewhat support huckabee for his election. The reason though is very stupid, i support him due to the fact i have changed his name to Hug A Bee. It's a stupid reason i know, but there is a greater purpose for this....because you see....everytime i think of Hug a Bee, i think of Soi Fong (because of her weapon is like a hornet....which is like a bee....lol), and everytime i think of Soi Fong, i think of Yoruichi! and every time i think of Yoruichi, i think of Lesbians! THEREFORE....HUG A BEE = LESBIANS! lol even though...for some reason or another...he doesnt support gay marriages....which makes this kinda ironic, a man that reminds me of lesbians is against gay marriages lol (that is why i only somewhat support him...that whole "no gay marriage" thing makes me not want him to win...i think it's stupid to not want to support gay marriages in this day and age....but then again...hug a bee is a dinosaur! RAWR! lol jk i dont even know how old he is lol) so so so so yeah! ok im tired...so im just about done for now...but before i go...i have come up with two nicknames for Yoruichi and Soi Fong. Yoruichi is THE GLORIOUS LESBIAN KING OF THE SOUL SOCIETY! while Soi Fong is THE QUEEN BEE BITCH LESBIAN OF THE SOUL SOCIETY! lol yeah..i think those names work...but if any one else has cool titles for them and think they can put mine to shame than gimme a post of your suggestions and i will stea....i mean..."borrow" them lol

about me

2008-01-25T14:11:46Z

Yeah... .i just noticed the last entry was my first entry....not a good way to start off lol sorry! so yeah i decided to dedictate this entry to talk about me! well, First of all....uggg....it's 5 in the morning lol can i do this later?jk jk so yeah first of all, I love to read books. I mostly read mangas, fantasy fiction and science fiction. So far i have mostly been reading mangas (damn they are sooooo addictive!) but very recently i have begun to buy normal books. I have had a lot of normal books that i have read before....but...they were either Goosebumps or Star Wars related...now of course Goosebumps is lame to me now (it was cool...when i was like...7 lol), and star wars is still cool except i want to start reading books that werent influenced upon me from either movies nor television. So i have just finished reading two books, The Alchemyst by Micheal Scott (OMG THAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BOOKS EVER!) and The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor (which is about the True Wonderland from Alice in wonderland....oh wait....DAMN! i was influenced by TV to buy it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) and yeah...they were both good....BUT SERIOUSLY IF YOU LOVE MAGIC, ALCHEMY, AND LEGENDS YOU NEED TO BUY THE ALCHEMYST! IT KICKS ASS! i wont say anything more....except...BUY IT! lol ok so back to me lol Ummmm....oh yeah i have alot of mangas lol i think that some of the best Authors in manga history EVER are the following: Clamp (because of xxxHolic, one of the deepest, profound stories i have ever read lol....oh yeah...and also i know it's written by more than one writer...but still that is one of the best team of writers ever! EVER I SEZ! EVER!!!!!) lol oh and i also think Tite Kubo is the GOD OF MANGAS! (creator of Bleach, just in case you dont know...man he has created some of the most diverse, unique, and very hilarious characters ever! plus he writes some really deep stuff, like really cool phrases and whatever lol i also likes how he talks more about the characters more at the end of the mangas...oh and when he wrote Zombie Powder...he would add all these cool character bios for the Zombie powder characters....they were sooo much fun to read! oh and he also wrote extra stories at the end of most zombie powders! SOO COOL! but i mostly like his characters...LIKE YORUICHI! I LOVE YORUICHI! AND SOI FONG! SOI FONG! OH OH OH AND ISANE! I AM INSANE FOR ISANE! OIWREGBUOARBGFKEWBFIWEFBRUOBOE4UGPEIWRBGURBGKEWBGR) lol wow i went overboard with that lol so ummm yeah...oh and another one of my favorite writers has to be Hiromu Arakawa (writer of Fullmetal Alchemist, i love her crazy cool characters, like the homunculi! THEY ARE SOOOO COOL! I LOVE YOU LUST! lol i also like how creative she is with the transmutation ideas and stuffs...plus...ED KICKS ASS! HE IS ONE OF THE BEST ANIME CHARACTERS EVER!) and yeah....ok so last but definitely not least, Masashi Kishimoto (creator of naruto, i like how creative the jutsus can be, i like most of the characters like crazy, LIKE HINATA! OMG! HINATA! lol and i also like seeing how naruto changes throughout the story! yeah...im just that lame lol oh and i really like how Kishimoto writes about himself in the manga...in case you dont know he adds a story about something that has happened in his life between the extra pages in his manga between chapters....its alot of fun to read...i like knowing more about the writer and how they rise to fame and what not lol) so yeah...it's getting close to six...i need to get ready for school lol DAMN FINALS! so yeah oh and i'll right more about me later lol bye!

ugg i seriously need a girlfriend or something lol

2008-01-25T04:45:29Z

Ugg...as the title says....i really need a girlfriend or something lol im have been getting sooo bored recently. I like talking to my friends, but for once i want to be able to talk to someone who actually wants to talk about me and stuff....my friends are great but all we really ever do is talk about tv or other stupid stuff, i wanna talk to someone who is more interested in me. I also want to talk to someone who actually wants to talk to me about themselves as well...like what they wanna be when they grow up and other somewhat personal stuff. Some of my friends talk to me about that stuff sometimes, but most of them never really want to talk to me about what i want to do and other personal stuff. So yeah...i reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly need a girlfriend or something lol. The only problem is at my school...most of the girls in my classes are either reallly dumb or really annoying (which are pretty much the same thing...the only difference is sometimes dumb is fun and sometimes annoying is smart....or whatever lol). So yeah...*sighs*....and plus i have been feeling really lonely lately....i dont want a girlfriend so we can make out and stuff but i want someone who really just likes talking to me about herself and about me as well and...damn i sound like im making a personal add lol (which i just might do...i really am that pathetic lol). The only problem with all this is i dont see a single thing about me that makes me attractive to really anyone (low self esteem...waaaaah lol) but seriously, i'm only kinda smart, im not physically attractive in any way, and i can be funny everyonce in a while but that usually only want to make girls be my friend instead of my boyfriend (i think..im just guessing lol). But now that i am thinking about this, it makes me think that im at a stage in my life where the only things girls like are cute, skinny guys...which kills me cause im not skinny (im not very fat either but i have a big tummy/ass lol jk....well jk about the ass the tummy is kinda big lol) and even though im not the smartest person ever (or anywhere close) i am still i very deep person (in my opinion atleast lol) and i really care about others (unlike some of the other braindead idiots who still get girlfriends...which says alot about the girlfriends lol). So yeah, i am just guessing but right now i feel like all girls really care about are cute faces and nice bodies. But i know that not all girls are like that, in fact a good deal of girls (most of which are my friends) i know dont care about that kind of stuff and that makes me hope that other girls dont really care about looks as much and will someday see that i would be an ok boyfriend. But unfortunately i do not see that coming anytime in the near future...most girls i know dont really like talking to me that much to tell the truth (i can be somewhat annoying from times to times...so yeah....i think the fact that i can be annoying is a great factor on why i dont have a girlfriend...not just my body/looks)...so i dont think i will ever get a girlfriend....ive somewhat lost all hope for getting a girlfriend in High School (but then again i have a year and a half left of high school)...but i am 50% confident that i will meet someone in college at the latest. Unfortunately thinking that does not help....i still feel lonely and i still want someone who wants to talk to me about themselves and have an interest in what i have to say. So right now...im in very deep teenage angst....and the sad part is i wrote all this down and i only have one friend on this whole website lol (oh and she already probably knows im like this...i bugg her 24/7 lol poor friend of mine lol). So yeah..in conclusion....im a very lonely loser who is very emo-depressed at the moment...and unfortunately my friends who do tell me that i am a good guy and i will probably find someone someday does not help either...ugggggg! UGGG! lol so yeah....oh and i apologize for anyone who has wasted their time from reading this just to find out it was boring lol jk so yeaaaaaaaaaaah...i think im done for now lol bye bye